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sms collection.
hi pals how are you i am presenting some of sms which i have in my collections.NOne is of mine but of my friend those send to me...
Collection of FRIENDSHIP SMS's...
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the
leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in
friendship when u exist.
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I
Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I
were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be
heaven without u.
Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being
together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it
back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a
friend like u!!
Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never
say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still
alive.
Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u
then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need
u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I
will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY
LIFE!!!
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But
feel best when somebody never forgets u.
A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u
know what? Its sweetest when its you.
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have
owhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious
a friend is u.
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give
u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life
I will give u mine.
People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try
Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be
conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur
lips!!!!!
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most
huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u
r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes,
perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate
them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.
When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish
for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading
this!!!!!!!”
Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I
will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I
am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend
the rest keeping you.
In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work
hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2
stop rembering u.
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together
and never say good bye.
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because
hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the
body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
My collection of LOVE sms's...
Love begins with a smile...!
Endures with happiness...!
And dies with a tear...!!
When it hurts to look back and...!
I am scared to look ahead...!
I just look beside me and...!
I know you'll be there...!
because we love each other...!
Far more than love itself...!!
You care for me in all the ways...!
I want and need so much...!
I have felt your warmth and tenderness with every word and touch...!
Your love is the song in my heart...!
The sunshine in my sky...!
The promise of my world...!
The centre of my universe...!!
Roses are red...! And sky is blue...!
But you don't know...! How much I LOVE U...!!
Sometimes you have not even begun to speak, and I am at the end to what
you are saying.
I Promised my Heart...that this was the last time...!
I would hurt it...and you came along...Again I broke a promise...!
As long as I have waited....and as long as I know.....that I will wait.
I still cant seem to change.....how I feel for you.
For it was not into my ear you whispered...but my heart...!
it was not my feelings you played...it was my soul!!
Sometimes I wonder what...life would be like if I never meet you...
because one year down the line...I have never loved anybody else...
as much as I love you...I love you more than life itself.
Only true Love Understands...The Language Of Our Eyes...
Only True Love Knows When...These Eyes Hide The Tears...
Deep Within And How To...Make These Tears Die!!
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone...an hour to like
someone...!
And a day to love someone...!
But it takes a lifetime to forget someone...!
When your heart bleeds tears. Then you will know it is love...!!!
I love my love...but...I know my love doesn't love me.
Valentine's day is a wonderful...way to make I Love you easy to say.
LOVE IS STRONG...LOVE IS SWEET...!
WHEN TWO HEARTS MEET...LOVE IS COMPLETE...!!
Life is a 'Flower'...For which Love is the 'Honey'.
You are my dear...together we have nothing to fear...!
For together we will always be... I'm so lucky if you chose me...!
My heart forever will be true...!
I think.......I'm in LOVE with you..!!
God has given us 24 hours to spent a day...!
8 hours to sleep, 8 hours to work and 8 hours to spent time with our
family...!But I spend the 24 hours thinking of you...!!
When a person falls in love, He accepts the impossibilities...!!!
Shortest word is I.
Sweetest word is LOVE.
Cutest person is U.
If you really love to someone...
Then always wait for him / her till sun and moon finish.
Love is the answer that every one seeks.
Love is the language that every heart speaks.
Forgive my eyes for admiring you...you stole my heart...!
>From the moment you looked at me...call me crazy, call me insane...!
Each time my heart beats...it calls out your name...!!
WHEN LOVE IS NOT MADNESS...IT IS NOT LOVE !!"
Nature can forget Roses...And Roses can forget Dew...
But, never ever think...That I can forget you...!!
Before meeting you I was nothing...!
You taught me everything...!
Now I have become something...!
But I need you and your love in each and in every moment of my life...!!
L Before O, And V Before E.
That is the relation between U and ME.
Misers Love Money...Flowers Love Dew...Bees Love Honey...!
As I love You...!!
The ring is round...It has no end ...!
And My Love for you...will never end...!!
Sun shines in the day...Moon shines in the night...!
But you shine in my heart every day and night...!!
For the world, you are someone...But for someone you are the world...!!
L - LOYALTY TOWARDS ONE'S FEELING.
O - OUTLIVING RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TWO SOULS.
V - VALUABLE GIFT OF GOD.
E - EVERGREEN FEELINGS OF ONE'S HEART.
Some broken hearts never mend...!
Some memories never end...!
Some tears will never dry...!
But my love for you never dies...!!
Start the day with love...!
Spend the day with love...!
Fill the day with love...!
That must be the way you love...!!
I love dreaming...Because I am being loved in my dreams...!!
if one should love...They should love you for what you are...!!
Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship - NEVER...!!
Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive
it...!!
"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the
rules...!
Then you must forget the rules and play from your heart...!!
Immature Love says: I Love you because I need you.
Mature Love says: I need you because I Love you...!!
Your love is the song in my heart.
The sunshine in my sky.
The promise of my world.
The centre of my universe...!!
Written in pen
Sealed with a kiss
If you love me, please answer this:
Do you love me or do you not?
You told me once, but I forgot,
so tell me now and tell me true,
so I can tell you...I Love You!
Of all the girls I've ever met,
you are the one I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
If you are not there by Judgment Day,
I'll know you went the other way.
I'll give the angels back their wings,
and risk the loss of everything.
Just to prove my love is true,
I'll go to hell, just to be with you..!!
What is love without two people in it?
What is a world with out people?
What am I without you?
I love and miss you.
The essential sadness is to go through life without loving.
But it would be almost equally sad to leave this world without ever
telling those you love.
If you love something set it free.
if it returns it was meant to be.
if it does not then it was never yours to begin with.
"If a hug represented how much I loved you...!
I would hold you in my arms forever...!!
We do not love people because they are beautiful,
But they seem beautiful to us because we love them...!
Love cannot be explained...
It can only be experienced...!
I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love...!!
When you say, "I love you", mean it...!!
Believe in love at first sight...!!
Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
But it's the only way to live life completely...!!
True Love is like ghosts which everyone talks about...
but few have seen...!!!!
We cant really love anybody,
with whom we never laugh.
Once U can laugh..U can Love...!!
Never Let Love gets the best of you...!
But U should always try to get the...
BEST OF LOVE...!!
If U have the courage to love...!
You have the courage to suffer...!!!
Love is seeing Yourself in someone's eyes
And finding yourself in Somebody's heart...!!!
Love is when you take away
the feeling, the passion, the romance..
and you find out..
you still care for the person...!!
Some of the sms's from my collection.... check them out
1) Aa bhi jaao ki zindagii kam hai..
Tum nahin ho to har khushi kam hai
Chehre se hata naqaab,
ki duniya bhi jaane ki qayamat kya hai
2) Chupke se koi dil mein sama jata hai..
Jaise hume tadpaane mein mazaa aata hai..
Koi itna dard de jaata hai..
Par kambakht dil ko ussi pe hi pyaar aata hai..
3) Teri baahoon mein simatne ki chahat hain
tere saath mein lipatne ki chahat hain
khuda do ek nazar dekhne ke baad
tujh par mar mitne ki chahat hain
tere saath guzara har lamaha apna
har pal tere saath rahane ki chahat hain
tum pyar bhari ek nazar dalo mujpar
in aakhon ke saagar main dubne ki chahat hain.
4) KAFAN NA DALO MERE CHEHRE PAR,
MERI AADAT HAI MUSKURANE KI,
NA DAFNAON MERI LAAS KO,
MUJHE UMMID HAI USKE AANE KI
5) TUM dil mein basey ho
dharkan ki tarha
sanson mein basey ho
khushboo ki tarha
ankhoon mein basey ho
khowaboon ki tarha
khiyaloonmein basey ho
humsafar ki tarha
aur tum se kiya kahoon
ke tum,
rooh mein basey ho
zindagii ki tarha
6) Yaadon mein tum, khwabon mein tum
Aankhon mein tum, dil mein tum
Yaad karein bhi to kaise karein dost tujhko
Jise bhula na paayein wo hi shaks ho tum.....
7) jee raha houn magar jeene ki chahat nahi
marna chahata houn magar maut meharbaan nahi
tumhare yaado ne to gher ke rakha hai mujhe
tera saath bhi is jindagi me shayad mumkin nahi
8) Ishq sabhi ko jeena sikha deta hai,
wafa ke naam pr marna sikha deta hai,
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho yaar har
dard ko sehna sikha deta hai.
9) Karke dosti, hum doston ko nahi bhulate....
Zindagi bhar hum dosti hain nibhate....
Na tumhe ho batwaare ka ehsaas....
Isliye ab hum naye dost nahi banate..
10) WOH OR HONGE JO KHELTE HAI DILO SE
HUM DILO KO MILANE KA HUNAR JANTE HAI
ITNA MAT ITRA IS DIL PE
HUM DILO KO CHURANE KA HUNAR BHI JANTE HAI
English sms
1). If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers,
If I got ur voice, I dnt need music,
If u speak 2 me I dont need anybody else,
If U r my friennd I dont need the world!
2). If i was a tear in ur eyes,
i would turn down your cheek
and kiss your lips
&; if u were a tear in my eyes
i would never cry 4 fear of losing
u...
3). Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me
4). Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light.
Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft.
Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth!, Spin Gently.
Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt.......
5). There r 6 Billion people around the wrld.
I dnt knw y i keep on messaging u.
Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single 'YOU'.
6). The World is Round We'll meet again.
When we meet I'll ask You "How are You"
Hope You'll not ask "Who are You'!
7). S
O
R
R
Y
S
O
R
R
Y
S
O
R
R
Y
S
O
R
R
Y
Dont get confused,arey baba'SORRY' means
S-SOME
O-ONE'S
R-REALLY,
R-REMEMBERING
Y-YOU.
8). YOU look Sweet when
You read my SMS,
Sweeter when
You read
n Smile...
But You look
Sweetest when
You read,
Smile n
Reply.. )so try
2 look
Sweetest
always
9). Life
is only
travelled
once.
Today"s moment becomes
Tomorrow"s
Memory.
Enjoy
Every
Moment
Good or Bad
because
the gift of Life
is
LIFE itself.
10). Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop bearting
But I will never stop……
“ THINKING U ”
11). Friendship is not collection of hearts
but it is selection of hearts.
All friends are not True.
But true friends are very few,
Which includes U……
12). LOVE IS LOVE. LOVE IS U.
I LOVE LOVE. SO, I LOVE U.
PEOPLE LIVE. PEOPLE DIE.
PEOPLE LAGH. PEOPLE CRY.
SOME GIVE UP. SOME WILL TRY.
SOME SAY HI. SOME SAY BYE.
OTHERS MAY FORGET YOU.
BUT NEVER CAN I.
13). who is friend?
F-First
R-Relative
I-In
E-Every
N-New
D-Difficulty! !!
14). When i am not messaging u
it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i
am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
15). Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile……
Funny sms
1). aap zindagi main buhat agay jaow gay
buhat agay jaow gay......... ......
kiuke
app jahan bhi jawo gay sab app say
ye kahain gain
"chal bay chal agay chall"
2). aap kitnay achay hain
aap kitnay piyaray hain
app lagtay hum ko chand sitaray hain
aap hum ko jan say bhi piyaray hain
aur ek ham hain
jo kab say jhoot bolay ja rahain hain
3). Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao,
kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
4). Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
5). Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,
Door rehkar bhi hamesha
chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.
6). Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am
talking about OXYGEN
ha ha ha just joking...... .......
7). A study has proved that all fools use
their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try
2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
8). I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
9). NOBODY like U,
NOBODY cares for U,
NOBODY misses U,
NOBODY wants to see U good,
NOBODY is Ur best friend,
NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!!
My name is NOBODY
10). What is meant by ABCDEFG...
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl
And GFEDCBA means...
Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy
Hindi sms
1). phool khiltay rahain zindagi ke rah main
hasi chamakti rahay aap ki nigah main
kadam kadam per mile khushi ke bhar apko
dil deta hay bar bar yehi dua app ko
2). kuda karay keh to sab say naik serat ho
keh tere terhan tera dil bhi kubsurat ho
dua say qabal milay tujh ko jo bhi to chahhay
keh kudh dua ko teray hatoon ke zarorat ho
3). Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.
4). Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..
5). Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...
6). Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,
Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi....
7). Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho,
Ajnabi kaise ajnabi tum ho
Main zamin pe ghana andhera hun,
Aasmano ki chandni tum ho
Dosto se wafa ki ummeede,
Kis zamane ke aadmi tum ho
8). aapko bhool jau umar gujarne ki baat hai.........
aapko na ho yakeen ye aur baat hai......... .....
jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad ...........
ye saans toot jaaaye to aur baat hai......... .....
9). Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume,
bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi
10). Kabhi gamo se tumari mulakat na ho
udaas bethe raho aisi koi baat na ho
shiqayat ho to hume maf kar dena
fursat mile to hume yaad kar lena
11). Nakaam si koshish karte hai,
Humunse ulfat kiya karte hai.
Taqdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur ek hum hai,
Ki Chaand ki aarzoo kiya karte hai
12). Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge hame,
Jitni door jaoge najdik paoge hame.
Mita sakte ho to mita do yaaden meri,
Magar kya sapno se juda kar paoge hume?
13). Bhul jane ka hosla na hoga...
Dur rehkar bhi tu juda na hoga...
Tujhse milke kisi aur se kya mile ae rehman
koi tera jaisa dusra na hoga.
14). Rishto ki ehmiyat batate hai faasle..
Magar thoda tadpate hai faasle..
Dilo me ho na duri dua karna..
Chahe yu hi rahe milo ke faasle!
15). Is patthar ki duniya mein
aksar dil tut jaya karte hai..
Ankhein bhi sambhal kar band karna mere dost,
Palko ke beech bhi aksar sapne tut jaya karte hai..
16). Aap Ye Samjhtey Hain Key Hum Ney App Ko Bhula Rakha Hai
App Nahin Jantey Key Dil Mein Chupa Rakha Hai
Dekh Na Le Apko Aankhon Mein Koi Iss Dar Sey
Palkon Ko Jhuka Rakha Hai....
17). Ae barish jara tham ke baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake..
18). Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar...
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi.
19). Yaadon ki dhund me teri parchai si lagti hai,
Sannate mein gunjhti koi shehnai si lagti hai,
Tum kareeb ho to apnapan hai,
Varna seene mein sanse bhi parai si lagti hai.
20). Dil se tera khayal na jaaye to kya karu,
Tu hi bataa tu yaad aye to kya karu,
Hasrat ye hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu,
Magar kismat wo lamha na laye to kya karu.
21). Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
22). Itni chhoti nahin dosti apni,
Kaise soch liya k kinaara aa gaya.
Lo ho gayi mobile mein roshni,
Aur SMS hamaara aa gaya....
23). Kabhi dost' kehte ho,
kabhi dua dete ho,
kabhi bewakt neend se jaga dete ho,
par jab bhi hume sms karte ho
khuda kasam khushi hi khushi dil main jaga dete ho.
24). Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...
25). Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
26). Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai
hamara.
27). Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
28). Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,
Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna
Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur aayenge,
Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna.
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Hum hosh me aane hi wale the.
Ki aap Phir se muskura diye ....
************ ********* *********
PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..
************ ********* *********
Deepak me agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.
************ ********* *********
DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO,
HO GAYI TO USE KHONE NA DO,
AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO.......
!! JAGTE RAHO !!
************ ********* *********
Kasoor na unka tha na hamara,
Hum dono hi rishto ki rasam nibhate rahe,
Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
Hum mohabbat ko dil me chhupate rahe.
************ ********* *********
Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar NE dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar NE dekha nazar ko aise,
Ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
************ ********* *********
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
************ ********* *********
Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
************ ********* *********
Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! I.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar AA jaaye muskaan hont pe tumahari.
************ ********* *********
Duriyon ki na parwah kiya kijiye,
Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,
Hum door jyaada nahi aapse,
Bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.
************ ********* *********
Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali,
Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai,
Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko,
AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,
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Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho,
Aapki har khwahish hakikat me manzur ho,
Ho jaye Jo aap humse khafa,
Khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho…
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Woh dil kya jo milne ki dua na kare,
Tujhe bhool kar jiyun khuda na kare,
Rahegi teri yaari meri zindagi bhar ki,
Yeh baat aur hai ke Zindagi WAFA NA kare. . .
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Na jaane ye nazare kyun udaas rehte hai
Na jaane inhe kiski talaash rehti hai
Ye jankar bhi ki woh apani nahi hai
Fir bhi unhe paane ki aas rehti hai.
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Deri hi sahi par duri to nahi,
Intezar bhala par judai to nahi,
Milna bichhadna to kismat hai apni,
Aakhir insaan hai hum farishthe to nahi.
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2) TUJHE Apna Mukkdr Batate Hai Hum,
Khuda K Baad Tere Aage Sir Jhukate Hai Hum.
Dosti Ka Rishta Tod Mat Dena,
Is Rishte K DumPar muskurate hai hum
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3) Har Subhah Teri Muskarati Rahe,
Har Shyam teri Gungunati Rahe,
DOST tu Jise se bhi Mile,
Her Milane walo Ko Teri Yaad Aati Rahe
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4) PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..
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EK DIN JAB HUM DUNIA SE CHALE JAENGE,
MAT SOCHNA APKO BHUL JAENGE,
BAS EK BAR ASMAN KE TARAF DEKHNA,
MERE PAIGAM SITARO PAR AAPKE LIYE LIKHE NAZAR AAENGE.
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Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban ,
Hasi k Liye . AAnsoo kurban,.
Pyar,k Liy Dil kurban,
Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban,
Aur ladki k Liye Yaar Tu bhi kurban!
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Chand par agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.
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Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti,
Khwabon me bhi unse mulaqat na hoti,
Yeh dil har ek gam ki wajah hai,
Ye dil hi na hota toh koi bat hi na hoti.
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Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum,
Jisko roj ek sms karna pade,
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....
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Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigaho se door,
Sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai...
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Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai
tum hamare nahi too kya gum hai
hum tumhare to hai ye kya kam hai?
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Unko humse mohabbat nahi ye humne tab jaana
jab unki mohabbat ne kar diya humko deewana.
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Jis Shaam Mere Lab Per Tera Naam Na Aaye,
Khuda Kare Aisi Shaam Na Aaye….
Aai Jaane Wafa, Ye Kabhi Mumkin Hi Nahin,
Afsaana Likhnu Aur Tera Naam Ma Aaye.
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Kadam Kadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,
Pada Jab Wakt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya.
Kasam Kaii Thi Is Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki ,
Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya.
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Falak ke teer ka kya nishaana tha
idhar mera ghar, udhar uska aashiaana tha
pohunch rahee thi kinaare kashthi-e-umeed
us hi waqt is toofaan ko bhi yahaan aana tha?
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Dooriyo se fark padta nahi hai.
Baat to dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai.
Dosti to kuch khas aap jaise se hi hai,
Varna mulaqat na jaane kitno se hoti hai.
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Sitam ko humne berukhi samjha
Pyaar ko humne bandagi samjha
Tum chahe hume jo bhi samjho
Par humne to tumhe apni zindagi samjha
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Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya, Magar aab
kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte
ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja
hua bhejte ho!!
Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper……….. You can make free
calls!!!
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per,
per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star
Kitna soyega uthja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uthke jaldi pee le chai,
then call me up and say HI
Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,
Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!
Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge,
fir......... ......... ......... .... rickshaw Kar lenge.
DHANIA RS 3 ……MIRCHI RS 4 ……AALOO RS 5 ….TEENDA RS 6… TOMATO RS 10
………PALAK RS 15 …………………
YAH SUB TO MENGHA HAI PAR SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN NAHIN ????
1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho
tum.Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
YOU are very cute b’coz in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing U -
Un-necessary T - Trouble E – Everywhere
Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana...
huzefa se alag duniya mat basana...
Waise aaj mood mein hunto sms kar diya
par roj intezar mein palkein mat bichhana ...
~~~~ SMS COLLECTION ~~~~~
U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach
but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be
special 2 me.
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• Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always
remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile
from u.
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• Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too
many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
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• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a
pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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• Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those
who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse
u!
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• Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't
want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
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• The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without
music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME
without U!
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• Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday,
Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
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• I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have
embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the
first but 2 b ur last!
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• U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my
reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be
special to me
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• I'm a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is
illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my
heart.
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• Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV
positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No
Wonder!
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• Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS
from me!
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• Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?Tried so many times but Every
time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your
heart!
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• If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among
a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a
few miles
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• Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice,
think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
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• I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream.
I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning,
think of me.
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• Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?Boy: Are
pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
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• In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I
think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t
sleep coz Im hungry
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• Kissing you baby is my dream. I'm the strawberry & u r the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & I together babes is passion so
extreme!
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• One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic
heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!
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• I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the
other guys, take a number and wait in line!
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• I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive,
erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
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• If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good
swimmer I would be?
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• Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
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• If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in
your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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• Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate
sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir
banayi.
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I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What
can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
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• do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again?
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• I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What
can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
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• If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks &
Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!
!!
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• Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes
makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope
in me!
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• A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the
tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
* * * * * * * * * *
• U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier &
protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!
* * * * * * * * * *
• Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those
who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse
u!
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• I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed
the moment I laid my eyes on you.
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• There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing
is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
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smartman + smart nari = fighting jari
smartman + bevakuf nari = barbadi,,,,,
bevakuf man + smart nari = Jeb khali &
Bevakifman + bevakuf nari = SHAADI
100 Wonderful SMS For U
1.Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata
2.Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
na karenge kisi se vaada,
par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti
ka vaada
3.Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai
4.Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi,
saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi
5.Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye,
kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye,
gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe,
kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye
6.Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho
7.Movie titles related to engg students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
7.Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho
se chalakte hain
8.School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
9.Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake
10.Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,
dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,
ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,
mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti
11.Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,
thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho
12.Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,
koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,
maza to sath tab aye yaro,
jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai
13.Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing
them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a
sweet rsponsibility
14.If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender why do we cry,
if love is forever why do we die
15.God picked up a flower & dipped in honey he touched
it with love n turned into u,
he then gifted it to me & said this friend is for u
16.Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
17.Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya
18.Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari
19.Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,
nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna
20.Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna,
dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna,
bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum,
aankhon me hamesha hamara intejar rakhna
21.Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,
s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s
22.Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge
23.Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
24.Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa,
khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai
25.Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,
aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,
agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri,
to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete
26.Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM
27.Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho,
naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho,
hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida,
apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho,
asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me,
chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho
28.Frindship opens many doors each with a different
view but none could be more beautiful view
than the door that leads to u
29.Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se
pucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi
30.Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR
31.Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai
32.Make a heart which never breaks,
make a smile which never hurts,
make a touch which never pains,
make a friendship which never ends
33.Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye
34.Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,
dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon
35.Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
shayad nazron se vo baat ho jaye,
is ummid se karte hain intezar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye
36.Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge,
sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge,
humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye,
hum aapke har gum bhula denge
37.Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,
bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost,
kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi
38.Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi
39.Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,
hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar
40.Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he hum aap ko
manzil samajte he,
bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me
aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai
41.Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare
hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din
nayi nayi to milti
42.Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare
43.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai
44.Happy moments praise allah,
difficult moments seek allah,
quiet moments worship allah,
painful moments trust allah,
every moments thank allah
45.Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye ke mere dost ki
palkon main kabhi aansu na aaye,
aansu nikle to khushi ke nikle gum ke aansu mere hisse
me aa jaye
46.Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai,
pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai,
aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,
ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai
47.Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai,
har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai,
wo pal jo yaar ki baho me guzarta hai,
maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai
48.Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge
49.Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai
50.Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai,
kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai,
kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa
jaati hai
51.Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai dil na chahkar
bhi khamosh reh jata hai,
koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai toh koi kuch na
kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai
52.Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar
se dushmani hai hamari,
chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir
nahi hamari
53.Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho
54.Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat
samajna
55.Lehar ati hai kinare se palat jati hai,
yad ati hai dil me simat jati hai,
faraq itna hai ki lehar bewaqt ati hai,
aur aap ki yaad har waqt ati hai
56.Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain
57.Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de
58.Best day aaj, best gift zindagi,
best eahsaas khushi,
best feeling pyar,
best relationship dosti,
best person hum,
best friend tum hum tum
59.Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon
me asar aaj bhi hai
60.Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum
rakhte hai,
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab
se hum roz karte hai
61.Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one
62.Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
yaad kare use khabar ho jaye
rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka
humsafar ho jaye
63.Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like umbrella come lets share it
64.Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
65.Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa
dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil
walon se dil laga baithe
66.Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti
67.Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye,
bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye,
hume koi na apna bana saka,
hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye
68.Days r too busy,
hours r too fast,
sec r too few,
but there's always time for me to remember a nice
friend like u
69.Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin,
kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin,
gunaah to sabhi karte hain,
humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin
70.Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga
71.Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,
har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai,
dil rota hai zakham haste hai,
isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai
72.Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade,
dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha,
dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade
73.Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,
par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo,
mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai,
kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo
74.Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai
75.Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki
yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai,
khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda
nakare
76.Har pal muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai,
jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai,
haar kar muskurana zindagi hai
77.Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak
78.A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
79.Jab se tumhe jana hai,
jab se tumhe paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai
80.Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,
ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain,
lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin
81.How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds
exists,
how can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when the wind
exists,
how can u tell me not 2 miss when u exists
82.Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte
83.Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is sign of lonliness,
every smile is sign of kindness,
every sms is sign of remembrance
84.To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough,
being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is
painful,
being loved is secure but to love is insecure
85.Some people have nice eyes,
some people have nice smiles,
others have nice faces, but u have all of them with a
nice heart
86.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai
87.Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya,
mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya,
hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me,
aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya
88.These are some of the romantic countries in the
world,
holland: hope our love lasts & never dies,
italy: i trust & love u,
libya: love is beautiful & u also,
france: friendship remains & never comes to an end
89.Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi,
aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi,
aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main,
jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi
90.Bhool jane ka hounsla na hua,
door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua,
unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte,
koi dusra unke jaisa na hua
91.Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,
it adds flavour keeps it from being too dry & makes it
easier to swallow lifes sorrows
92.Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai,
dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai,
laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai
93.Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai,
kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai,
kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya
94.Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein
aap yaad nahi aate,
mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate
95.Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta
96.Never search ur happiness in others which will make
u feel alone,
but search it in urself u will feel happy even if u
are left alone
97.Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
98.Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai
99.Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se
kyu milata hai
100.Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,
hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,
jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge
Hi
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't
see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al
thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie
tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to
arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says
to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A
host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better
and 4 worse.
If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y
don't u smile & get dimples?
1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
GAM ko dil se aazad karna
Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna
Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.
Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.
kuch tum b dua kro yaro.
Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…
Khusiyo ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
Patjhar mein bhi bhar leke ayenge,
Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyaar se,
Zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge…
Thoda socha hai humne ...
thoda jaana hai humne...
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne...
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga...
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne
Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.
Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake
Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho
ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye........
Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga.
Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga.
Jab bhi bhulane ki koshish ki.
Tu dil ke aur karib aane laga.
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
college ki galiyon me ajeeb khel hota hai
parhaii k bahaane dilon ka mail hota hai
notes k jagah love sail hota hai,
ECliye to PAPPUhar saal phel hota hai.
Mennay poocha chand se dekha heh koi mayre yaar sa haseen chand bola abey
pagal heh kya itni upar se koi dekhaye deyta heh kya
Din ko chain nahi,
raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lage kahi,
E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal..
yeh pyar nahi .....
Aajka 41 degree celcius temperature hai.
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam
kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.:
Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna
gol karenge
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person
askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab
kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
MISS U SMS
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg
doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time
to Miss me.
What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when
we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I
Miss U!
am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will
be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing
You
Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud
Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u
every day.
D worst part of life is missin a friend!N u noe what is d best part of
ife -it is havin a friend worth missing!!. MISS U. :-)
Distance can't separate anyone, Time can't bind anyone, If feelings r
true in heart, Just close ur eyes & u can find ANYONE...... .
Your absence should be long enough that somebody MISSES YOU...
It should not be so long that somebody learns to
LIVE Without YOU...!
God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to
see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call
for you means I'm missing you.
U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief
coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep
missing u.
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold
u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not
with u.
I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh,
but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me
cry. Miss you
I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u coz
we're both busy, but in spite of all, u know u are someone I really miss
& care about.
SORRY
Say
Onetime 2 any1
Really
Remembering
You
It's not true that married men live longer than single
men.
It only seems longer.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over
experience
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not the only element of life.
We should also know
horror,
terror,
suspense,
irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu,
And then look at neighbourin table n wish you"d ordered that.....
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion
with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes
dear"
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a
millionaire. "
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire" .
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife
wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye rahaNaJaye.
2year:- KINETIC-Sabki hawaNikal de.
3year-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....
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Bazu-o-me dam rakhta hoon,
Dil me gam rakhta hoon,
aapki dosti ke baad,
logo se wasta kam rakhta hoon,
Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega,
isiliye Disprin sath rakhta hoon.
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Ramchandra kah gaye siya se,
aisa kalyug aayega,
sirf ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!
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Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai
Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe Jukam to ho jaye..
Wah wah wah..
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
Kya baat hai...:)
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...
bahut khoob!!!!
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
ha ha ha!!!!
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al
thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
exam ka saya hai. exam ke dino me sukh kisne paaya hai. mom dad kehte
hai acche number la. par inhe kaun samjhaye ye sab moh maya hai.
mast hai bhai!
Aye sala, abhi abhi hua yakin, padai mere bas ki nahi. Kitab ko main
nigal gaya, padte padte pigal gaya, hui suban me kho gaya. papere aaya
main so gaya, rubaru fail hua.
he he he!!!!!!
If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y
don't u smile & get dimples?
Koi achhi si saza do mujhko,chalo aisa karo bhula do mujhko,tumse bichdu
to maut aa jaye,dil ki gehraiyon se aisi dua do mujh ko.
Gunah karke saza se darte hain, zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain, dushmano
ke sitam ka khauff nahi, hum toh doston ki wafa se darte hain
Main usay Dill Say Piyar Karti Hoon Rang Jis ka Hina Say Milta hay Rangat
Main Dilfarareb Hum Bhi Nahi LAKIN Saonwali si is jori say Zamana jalta
hay
Koi achha lage to use pyar mat karna, uske liye apni ninden bekaar mat
karna, 2 din to aayenge khushi se milne, teesre din kahenge mera intjar
mat karna...
Zindagi dene vale marta chod gye,apnapan jitane vale tanha chod gye,jab
padi zarurat hume apne humsafar ki vo saath chalne vale apna rasta hi mod
gaye ...
Kisne meri kabar par aake diya jala diya
Bijli kadak ke gir padi sara chaman jala diya
Chain se so raha tha main odhe kafan majar par
Yahan bhi satane aa gaye, kisne pata bata diya
Dil ki aag ko ashko se bujha lenge,ayegi jo yaad tumari jaam utha
lenge,hamse behtar koi mile to btana,tumari rahon se khud ko hata lenge.
Khwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah,
Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai.
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya
karo
Roshni dayker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey.. Dil dai ker dard lena ki
humse seekhey.. kuch na deyker Dil lena koi unsey seekhey.. SMS leker
REPLY na kerna koi Aapsey seekhey
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Baatein karke bhola na dena,
Fasana karke mita na dena,
Agar de saka dosti to gham nahi,
Par dost banke bhola na dena.
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hmari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho.
Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye tum mere sath raho......
Pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho ki har pal tum hi tum yaad Raho.
Har subah
teri muskurati rahe
har shaam
teri gungunati rahe
tu jise bhi mile
is tarahe se mile
ke har milne wale ko
teri yaad aati rahe...
Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,tu sitam kar le teri takat
ahan tak hai,wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,hume to dekhna hai tu
bewafa kahan tak hai.
Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us,
ou will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other
If I had letters "hrt" I can add "ea" and get heart, If I add u then Id
"hurt" but I rather choose u and get hurt than have a heart without u.
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine,ill help u out netime,2 see u hurt,2 see u
cry,makes me weep & wanna die,ill b right here,til d end,cos ur my luv &
my bestfriend
I asked God for a Flower,He gave me a garden I asked for a tree he gave
me a forest I asked for a river he gave me an ocean I asked for an angel
he gave me you
Feelin bored? THINK OF ME Feelin sad? CALL ME Feelin lonely? See me
Feelin Horny? Use ur hand & enjoy d art of messagin me :p
Bunnies do it often, doggies do it right, come and join in natures
game+keep me up all night!
You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to
fall,is to fall inlove with me.
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted,
kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some
tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge
Some exercise!
God made butter,god made cheese,god made you for me to squeeze,god made
whiskey,god made pepsi,and when he made you,he made you SEXY!
I don't have hopes and dreams, I don't have party hours, I don't have
happy hours, I don't have anything since i don't have you!
When I was a kid, my mom told me that angels live in heaven... Now I know
that it is not true... Because if angels live in heaven, WHY AM I HERE?
:)
Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad
aayeenge
ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab duur bahat duur hum tum se chale
jayeenge
Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha, dharti ko moot aye to dafnao kaha,
sagar main leher uthe to chupao kaha, ap jese dost ki yaad aye to jao
kaha.
Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai , Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara , Pukarne
Wala Koi
Gair Nahin Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara
The Test Of Friendship Dosen't Comes When U R 2gether. It Comes When U
Part Ways & U Realize That Despite The Distance, The Friendship Is Still
There...
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is
DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond
DISTANCE!
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take
the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for
you.
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together
and never say good bye.
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my
everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet
dreams...
I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down
twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground.
Thanks for being around
I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and
share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship
won't be broken.
I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For
somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up
with a friend like you.
Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is
not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!
When you're down, I'll be there to cheer you up. When you're tired, I'll
be there to lift you up. I'll be your friend no matter what!
Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright,
heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure
'till the day my heart stops
How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars
twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We
will be friends.
I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will
die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.
What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you,
cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's
what a friend is…you.
9 LeSsOnS In LIfE: LEaRn 2 cArE, LeArN 2 smile, LEaRn 2 CrY, lEaRn 2
gIvE, LeArN 2 4Give, lEaRN 2 SHArE, lEaRn 2 TrUsT, lEaRn 2 luv & LeArN 2
sAy: you miss me!
It s raining now... Should you look out the window & try 2 count the no.
of raindrops you see falling from the sky above, that s how much I m
missing you now...
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat
because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of
you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch
me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that
all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss
your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
A million words couldn't bring you back I know coz I've tried.... Neither
could a million tears I know coz I've cried...
Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...
God gaved us two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two
ears to hear, But Y he gives U only 1 hear 'bcos he gave the other 1 to
find.
Ae mere sms mere dost ke paas jaana agar wo so rahi ho to shor mat
machana jab wo jaag jaye to dhere se muskurana aur kehna ".........
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I miss you yaar"
When daylight turns to a darkened hue,
The lovely stars hinting at u,
ur heart beat tells u something true,
That some 1 badly missing you :-)
When you are feeling streesed and about to break....... ..
just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward.... .
It's a piece of cake so ...... just enjoy!
If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be
conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur
lips!!!!!
People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try
Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But
feel best when somebody never forgets u.
I cöüld förget a face,förget a place,förget a name förget a game,förget 2
writé ör türñ òff d light,cüd förget mysélf ßüt förget ü... förget ìt!!!
Palkon pe sapne saja lein,
Tum kaho to muskura lein,
Ye zindagi-zindagi si lage,
Agar hum tumhe paa lein.
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Log kehte hai mohabbat me hum mar jaayeinge,
Raah kaisi bhi ho hum guzar jaayeinge,
Tum sitam karke mohabbat ko naa mite paaoge,
Hum sitam seh kar bhi tere dil me utar jaayeinge.
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Zamin me koi nami nahi hai,
Phoolon ke aanchal me koi kami nahi hai,
Meri mohabbat ko thukra naa dena,
Kyun ki meri mohabbat me koi kami nahi hai.
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Kaisa ajeeb zamana hai,
Kaun samjha kiss ne jaana hai,
Kaash wo hum se juda naa hoote,
Jinke liye ye dil aaj bhi deewaana hai.
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Hum hi me thi wo baat,
Jo yaad naa tum ko aa sake,
Tum ne hume bhula diya,
Par hum tumhe naa bhula sake.
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Hum ne to jaan loota di pyaar me,
Mehboob ne hi dhokha de diya,
Hum ne to khushiyaan maangi thi,
Uss ne hi zindagi bhar kaa gum de diya.
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Kabhi-kabhi dil zaroor roota hai,
Jab koi mill kar nazroon se door hota hai,
Iss liye rooti hai kambakth aankhe,
Kyun ki dil se zyada inn ka kasoor hota hai.
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Mehfil bani rahe yuhi tumhari,
Chahe bikhar jaaye ye zindagi humari,
Deewangi iss kadar ban gayi hai,
Ke seh naa paaye ek pal judaii tumhari.
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Teri berukhi dekhi zamane ka gum dekha,
Zamane ki tadap dekhi judaii kaa gum dekha,
Hazaaroon gardishe tooti,
Naa hum toote ne ye dil toota.
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Dil ki chotoon ne kabhi chaine se naa rehne diya,
Jab chali sard hawaaye maine tujhe yaad kiya,
Iss ka roona nahi kyun tumne yaad kiya,
Iss ka gum hai ki bahut daer me barbaad kiya.
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Unhe bhi hum se mohabbat ho zaruri to nahi,
Ek si dono ki halat ho zaruri to nahi,
Badli-Badli si nazar aati hai duniya hum ko,
Iss me unki bhi inayat ho zaruri to nahi,
Jiss ko kehte hai mohabbat hai khuda ki nehmat,
Sab ki kismat me ye daulat ho zaruri to nahi,
Chand chunn-ne ki tamanna to hum ko bhi hai,
Magar door kaa chand haqiqat ho zaruri to nahi.
Leave some thing for LOVE....
Never leave LOVE for some thing....
Bcoz in life some thing will leave you....
But LOVE will always live with you....
January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed..... ..
U....
R....
Always....
A HEADACHE to me !!!!
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
The world seems to be fading away,
Come along with me
I'll take u an eye specialist !!
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why are you made to sit on the horse ?
You are given your last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
Fool........ ....
I wrote ur name on the sands....... ......
It got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........
It got blown away,
So I wrote ur name in my heart....... ......
I got a HEART ATTACK
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... Continues with smoke.....and ends in
Ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers
Ur smile can be compared to a flower
Ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Ur innocence to a child
But in stupidity
U have no comparison
U r the best
True love is like a pillow
U can hug when u r in trouble
U can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
So when u need true love
Spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
Dear Friend,
When I ask u flower,
U give me bouquet
When I ask u a stone
U give me a statue
When I ask u a feather
U give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
When I call u;
1 ring means I'm thinking of u;
2 ring means I like u;
3 means I miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to
Exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !
The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
It functions 24hrs 365 days.....
It functions right from the time u r Born.... Until you fall in love
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, I am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler had commited suicide
TUTI HUI KASHTI KO SAVERVTE KISNE DEKHA,
BICHDE KINARO KO MILTE KISNE DEKHA,
BIN BADAL KE MEGHO KO BARASTE KISNE DEKHA,
ISHQ TO SIRF CHADTA HAI UTARTE KISNE DEKHA....... ......... ...
LOVE
i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow
underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky
person who kisses u goodnite
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8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you
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Uve won my luv now I luv u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe
as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!
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There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for
me, the only dream i dream
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i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz
i aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am
missin u!
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Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull
always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always
luv u
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one day the moon sad 2 me, if your lover makes you cry why dont you leave
your lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would you every leave your
sky?
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I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon
for the night and you forever!
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if i died or travelled far, i'd write ur name on every star,so everyone
could look up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me
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Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my
arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the
key to my heart
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How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the
leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in
love wen u exist?
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Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you
ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx
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U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day &
nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!
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1000 words 1 cud say.1000 wishes 1 cud pray.1000 miles legs cud walk.1000
sounds a mouth cud talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u!
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here are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4
eternity!
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When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in
the world. -Garman Wold
• The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a
single being even to God, this is love. -Victor Hugo
• If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else. If you
don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. -Sir James M.
Barrie
• The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we
never give enough of is love. -Henry Miller
• Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't
give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -Dinah
Shore
• To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone
deeply gives you courage. -Lao Tzu
• You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you
have truly lived, are the moments when you have done things in the spirit
of love. -Henry Drummond
• Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally loved and
that nothing--sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression, war, or
even death--can take that love away. -Henri Nouwen
• Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their
beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no
one matters. -A. Braxton
• It isn't possible to love and part...You can transmutate love, ignore
it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know from
experience that the poets are right: love is eternal. -E M Forester
When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in
the world. -Garman Wold
• The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a
single being even to God, this is love. -Victor Hugo
• If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else. If you
don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. -Sir James M.
Barrie
• The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we
never give enough of is love. -Henry Miller
• Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't
give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -Dinah
Shore
• To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone
deeply gives you courage. -Lao Tzu
• You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you
have truly lived, are the moments when you have done things in the spirit
of love. -Henry Drummond
• Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally loved and
that nothing--sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression, war, or
even death--can take that love away. -Henri Nouwen
• Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their
beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no
one matters. -A. Braxton
• It isn't possible to love and part...You can transmutate love, ignore
it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know from
experience that the poets are right: love is eternal. -E M Forester
WORK
• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him:
'Whose?' -Don Marquis
• To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to
do it, is the key to happiness. -John Dewey
• Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition
results in promotion to a job you can't do. -David Brent
• The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the
credit. -Dwight Morrow
• If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so
that you won't have to work. -Ogden Nash
• To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or
measures with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. -Donald A.
Adams
• Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working
together is success. -Henry Ford
• Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to
work hard at work worth doing. -Theodore Roosevelt
• Work is not man's punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his
pleasure. -George Sand
• The harder I work, the luckier I get. -Samuel Goldwyn
"There re many things in ure life which will catch ure eye but only few
will catch ure heart pursue those..."
"There re many things in ure life which will catch ure eye but only few
will catch ure heart pursue those..."
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you
need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER
CANNOT BE REACHED!
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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U
laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh
again.. hahaha
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God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too,
****but yes, even God makes mistakes!
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Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose
ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u
cant lose wot u don't have!
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What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the
subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat,
idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without
the word cat
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You've got Style... You've got Intelligence. .. You've got Class...
You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number!
Sorry!
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Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the
endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has
come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy
reading this SMS !
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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r
Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just
K - Kidding
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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you
gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much
PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends,
Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
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If I ever go for a brain transplant I'd like 2 use ur brain. It's not
because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
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This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a
whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!
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Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can't go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses
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Uski nazr meri tarf thi,
Meri nazr uski tarf thi,
Vo mujse kuch kehna chahti thi,
Mein us se kuch puchna chahta tha,
Dono ise uljan mein bethe rahe aur exam over ho gaya
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Aaj tum DIL mango de daingy
........DHARKAN mango de daingy
........JIGER mango de daingy
Kyun k
TeenO filmz ghar main he
Parii hain!!!!!
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E dost teri dosti k liye
Duniya chod denge
Teri traf aye tufan ko mod denge,
Lekin tune jo sath choda
Kasam se teri haddiyan tod denge!!
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Tez hawa ka jhonka aaya
Saath main teri khushbu laya
Tab meray dil main khayal aaya
Aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya
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Quaid AZAM foat ho chuky hen,
LIQUAT ALI be shaheed ho chuky hen!
IQBAL B NAHIN RAHAY
MARI bitabiat kuch theek nahi rehti
Pata nahi Pakistan ka kya banay ga?
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Kuch nahi bas aapka chehra yaad aagaya
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar
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Let me Guess
Wht ru Doing
Reading
Book?
NaNa!
Listning
Musc?
Uhu!
WatchingTV?
Nah.!
Caught U!
Missing Me.
& READIND My SMS
Na..!
Oh Now Ur
Smiling!
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Teacher in algebra class:
A=B &
B=C
So
A=C
Give me a relevant
Example
STUDENT
Sir
I LOVE U &
U LOVE Ur
DOUGHTER
Means
I LOVE Ur
DOUGHTER
Heheheheeh
(:>$
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Teri ma di...
Teri piyo di...
Tere behn di....
Tere pra di....
Teri bhabi di...
Tere poray khandan di...
Te meri v....
Tu "Jaan" hay
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7 WONDES OF THE WORLD BOLE TO
1- APUN
2- APUN KI SMILE
3- APUN KI ESTYLE
4- APUN KI FACE
5- APUN KI NATURE
6- APUN KA MSG
7- BOLE TO TUM APUN KA DOST
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Dil ki yeh khawaish hai mein tere ghar aaon,
Tere ghar aaon,
Tere ghar aaon,
Baar baar aaon,
Har baar aaon AUR ...
Ball baja kar bhaag jaon [Big Grin]
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Agar aap khubsoorat banna chahtey ho to yeh parho
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LOVE
Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you
always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.
Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the
day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every
single day of my life.
I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many
reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that
gave me you?
An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care
for you so much coz there's no reason not to.
If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head
on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: "Like
this!"
Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded text mate, in sickness or in
health, through metering or not, till low bat do us part?
I'll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my
hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can't lend you my
heart coz it already belongs to you.
I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can
lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could
still see you.
To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow,
somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that's
me. Love you always.
What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without
happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?
**** PART- 80 ****
1) 5 lovly words-"i'll top my class
4 pleasant words-'I'll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...
2) In india,we hav only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN,why?
Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY
3) Dis ones awesome!
How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
4) Its a Fact-
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