forget you’re English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay
written by a candidate at the UPSC (IAS) examinations. The candidate has
written essay on the Indian Cow.
Indian Cow. HE IS THE COW. The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed and b’coz he is female, he gives milk.{ but will do so when he is got child} He is same like god, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got 4 legs together.
Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from the 4 taps attached to his basement[ horses don’t have any such attachment what can it do?] Various ghee,butter,cream curd and condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion [gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [ like pizza]in hand and drying in the sun.
Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating.Then afterwards SHE chew with HIS teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth.
how was the essay from the little master applying for that big post.>> now i think you will love to see INDIAN COW... PLEASE SEE IT ONCE AND ENJOY THE ESSAY.......