I want to Share Everything with You:Your Joys
Your Sadness
Your Happy Moments
Every Single Second of the Day.
 
Let us START with your ATM PASSWORD first !!!!!!!



Being a Leader is not About Making Yourself
More Powerful
It's About Making People Around You More
Powerful.


Bhagwaan ko gussa kab aata hai ..

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
 
jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant ho,
 
Aur uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?"
 

 
 
What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
 
In both caseS you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta"
 

 
Ek admi sadhu se bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola  agar upay hota to mai sanyasi nahi banata.


Santa roz kohte pe bhav pata karta hai.
Dost:Tumhe jab kuch karna nahi toh bhav kyon puchta hai?
Santa:Mein check karta hu ki biwi mehngi toh nahi hai.
 
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PREMI:Abewafa tune mera DIL jalakar rakh kar diya.

PRMIKA:Teri kurbani bekar nahin jaye gi
bhej de rakh bartan majne ke kam
ayegi


A pregnant Sardarni carried an "ISI" mark on her stomach.
When asked:Why the "ISI" mark?
She proudly replied:"Intelligent Sardar Inside" !!!


A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up
for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I
press the bell but no one comes out.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,
he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

An Englishman and Santa were inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do you do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there.
You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying
furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash
board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again:
I am coming home. Earlier, I sat on the back seat of my car.

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab & also save money. So
what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah
pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai.

Sardarji, aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha
madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....

A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab

Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha , har baar
lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a
person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.

2 Sardars were fighting after exam.

Sir: Why are you fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank.

Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied.

A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my
kidney.

Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2
money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going &
I sent my wife with him.

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Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up
for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I
press the bell but no one comes out.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,
he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

An Englishman and Santa were inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do you do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there.
You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying
furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash
board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again:
I am coming home. Earlier, I sat on the back seat of my car.

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab & also save money. So
what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah
pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai.

Sardarji, aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha
madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....

A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab

Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha , har baar
lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a
person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.

2 Sardars were fighting after exam.

Sir: Why are you fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank.

Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied.

A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my
kidney.

Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2
money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going &
I sent my wife with him.



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My Heart problem has
 
Reached such a critical stage
 
That Doctor says
 
There are only 2 options left........ ....
 
I.C.U.      OR.......... ......... ......
 
U.C.Me
 

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IF U CAN'T FLY... RUN....IF U CAN'T RUN.....WALK.
IF U CAN'T WALK...CRAWL. ...BUT WHATEVER MAY HAPPEN,
KEEP MOVING TOWARDS UR GOAL

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FULLSTOP IS NOT AN END
'COZ WE CAN WRITE A NEW
SENTENCE AFTER IT. SAME WAY
IN LIFE FAILURE IS NOT THE
REAL END BUT IT IS THE
BEGINING OF NEW SUCCESS..
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Friendship isn't just about two people who find a special bond
it's about the mutual respect and dedication
that makes a friendship strong.....
It's what's at the heart of every friendship that matters;
such as admiration, loyalty, love and laughter....
We exhibit all those things
and we'll always be friends, you and me.
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A MAN AND HIS WFE DIVORCED
OVER RELIGIOUS DIFFERENCES.
WIFE WORSHIPS MONEY
AND
HUSBAND DOES NOT HAVE EVEN A SINGLE PENNY.....
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I asked the Lord to bless you
As I prayed for you today,
To guide you and protect you
As you go along your way...
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His love is always with you
His promises are true,
And when we give Him all our cares
You know He will see us through.
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So when the road you're traveling on
Seems difficult at best...
Just remember I'm here praying
And God will do the rest.
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NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST
 IN THIS WORLD INCLUDING MY MESSAGE.
SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CHARGE FOR MY MESSAGE
AND THE PRICE IS
"YOUR SMILE"
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THERE ARE ONLY TWO PEOPLE WHO CAN TELL
 YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF -
 AN ENEMY WHO HAS LOST HIS TEMPER
& A PERSON WHO LOVES YOU THE MOST
.....!!! !!!!!!!!! !
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WIFE : AGAR MAI KAHI GOOM HO JAUN THO TUM KYA KAROGE ???
HUSBAND : PASPER MEIN ISHTEHAAR DOONGA KI " JAHA BHI RAHO KHUSH RAHO"
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THE ONLY WEALTH I HAVE
IS THE PEOPLE AROUND ME.
THAT I REALLY CALL "WELL WISHERS"
& YOU ARE ONE OF THEM. STAY WITH ME,
SO THAT PEOPLE CAN KNOW, HOW RICH I AM !!!!!!!!!!

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Once a Cow, Elephant & a Donkey were debating on who is the greatest among the three.  So here goes........ ......... .
 
Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why im the greatest.
 
Elephant: I eat 100 Kg of sugar-cane daily and that's why I am the greatest!!
 
 
Hellooooooo! !!!!!  What are you waiting for?!?!?!?
It's your turn to speak up.

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LIFE IS A ROPE THAT
SWINGS AS THROUGH HOPE
ALWAYS BELIEVE TODAY IS
MUCH BETTER THAN YESTERDAY
AND TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER
THAN TODAY.

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MY FAV QUOTE :
THE TREE DOESNOT
WITHDRAW ITS SHADE
FROM THE WOODCUTTER.
SO FORGIVE THE ONE
WHO HURT YOU. THEY
WILL REALIZE YOUR
WORTH ONE DAY.
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Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,
Pyar ke rishte bewafa nahi hote,
Aap bhale hume bhulakar KHANA KHA LO...
HUM  Aapko Yaad  kiye bina PANI BHI NAHI PETE !!
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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
Never consider the possibility of failure; as long as you persist, you will be successful.
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If There Would have been No Obstacles,
There Would have been No Achievements.

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Trusting in God won't make the mountain smaller,
But will make climbing easier.
Do not ask God for a lighter load

But ask Him for a stronger back...
Have A Nice Day......... !!!!

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