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*HAPPY HOLI*
Soch rahe ho aaj
kyon ?
Ab tum
"DON"
ko sikhaoge kab
wish karna hai kab
nahi.
"DON" jab chahta hai
tab wish karta hai...
...
HAPPY DIWALI
once again
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If you are keeping me in your HEART then it's Ok,
But if you are keeping me in your MIND then it's Dangerous.
B'coz I am "MIND BLOWING".
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I have known the pain of failure, frutration , disappointment, defeat! Because I have taken a chane on Winning, Succeeding, Achieving! It takes a lot of the the first to get some of the second."HAVE A GREAT DAY AHEAD!!
The purpose of FRIENDSHIP is not to
have another WHO might COMPLETE u,
but to HAVE another with WHOME U,
might SHARE ur COMPLETENESS.........
I met money one day. I said, "You are just a piece of paper."
Money smiled and said, "Of course I'm a piece of paper, but I haven't seen a dustbin yet, in my life".
To be kind is more important than to be right.
Often peopel need a patient heart that listens.
No a brilliant mind that speaks.
1) I am getting married next Sunday.....
There would be a small party
And only few people will be invited...
Don't bring any gift....
Just bring SOMEONE to marry me....
2) Be slow in choosing friends
Slower in losing them
Because friendship is not an opportunity
But a sweet responsibility.
3) SMILE
S - Sets you free
M - Makes you special
I - Increases your face value
L - Lifts up your spirits
E - Erases all your tensions
So keep smiling.
4) Life before shaadi is like AIRTEL
"Aisi aazaadi aur kahan"
Life after shaadi is like HUTCH
"Wherever you go your network follows"
5) What happened to your network?
I tried calling you, but the operator said,
"Welcome to the jungle.
The MONKEY you are trying to call is currently on the tree.
Please try later."
6) Happiness is like a butterfly.
You run after it, it keeps flying away.
But if you stand still,
It comes and sits on your shoulder.
Wish you lots of butterflies.
7) My life was in darkness before I met you.
But now my life is so bright....
You know why?
Because you are a.....
.....TUBELIGHT.
8) The test of friendship doesn't come when you are together.
It comes when you part ways.
And then you realize that despite the distance,
The friendship is still there....
9) A rupee is easy to earn
A friend is hard to find
A rupee loses its value but
A friend increases its worth
I lost a rupee when I messaged you.
But who cares?
I got you.
10) If you find yourself trapped in a dark room
With vibrating walls and full of blood around you
Don't worry, you are at the safest place.....
......In my heart.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
$M$ FRE@K$ - 121
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I keep memories of all our special times
tucked in my heart n wen i remember those times,
I smile n fall in luv with
our friendship all over again.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Our education system has a drawback;
it does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating... ;-)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
!-EXCUSE ME-!!!
What is your SMS Account No.???
I want to Check!!!
Some Error is There!!!
Kyon ki SMS Jaata To Barbar Hai!!!
Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!
UNDERSTAND!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Relationship is like a Violin,
music may stop now & then,
but strings are attached forever.
So if u b in touch or not,
u r always remembered.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sirf bandhan ko viswas nahi kehte,
Har aansu ko jazbat nahi kehte.
Kismat se milte hai ye riste zindagi mein,
isliye rishto ko Kabhi itefaq nai kehte.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Aaj vo rutha hua shaks bahut yad aya,
kuch acha bitaya waqt bahut yad aya.
Chhupa leta tha jo apne dil me mera har dard,
aj jab dard hua to vo dil bahut yaad aaya.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
U r Receiving This Msg 4m SMILE'S & CO.
We Are Just Checking If
All Cutie Pies On Earth Are Happy & Smiling.
Hey Thats Such A Cute Smile :-)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Just 3 Steps to end your tensions:
Ctrl+Alt+Del.
Control yourself,
Look for alternate solution
& Delete d situation that caused tension!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Every Day
may not Be Good,
But there's
Always
Something Good
In Every Day.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Zindagi se bas yehi gila hai,
Khushi ke baadh kyu gham mila hai.
Humne to unse wafaa hi ki thi,
Par nahi jaante the
ki wafa kaa bewafaai hi silaa hai.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Tanhai kisi ka intezar nahi karti,
Kismat kabhi bewafai nahi karti.
Unse dur hone ka asar hai warna,
Parchai kabhi jism par waar nahi karti.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Vijay-Mere pas car hai,
bunglow hai,paisa hai.
tumare pas kya hai?
Ravi-Mere pas Bhi car hai,
bunglow hai,paisa hai..
Vijay- Abey To phir maa kiske paas hai?????
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A great frend is an extension of our-self
widout whom v r nt complett.
So better take care of urself
b'coz I dn't wanna 2 loose a part of me!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Zindgi ka raaz tanhayi me pa liya,
Jiska gum mila apna bana liya.
Humara gum sunne ko jab koi na mila,
Samne rakha aaina or khud ko suna diya.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Kar ke wada wafa kaa wo u mukar gaya,
Ek Chote se tufaan se wo kitna dar gaya.
Pata nahi koi majburi thi uski,
Ya fir is khilone se bhi uska dil bhar gaya.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Express urslf such
dat ur enemies too remembr u.
Laugh such tht
ur sadnes too laughs vit u.
Live ur life such
dat GOD too feels proud of u.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Nature has given u a face,
but u have to provide the ex-pression.
Be careful when u express,
coz ur every ex-pression
will leave an impression.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Thought for the lifetime -
If you wait to be happy,
you will wait forever.
But if you start to be happy,
you will be happy forever.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Met u as stranger,
Took u as frnd,
Hope our frndship nevr ends..
Many hands I shake,
Many frienz I make,
Best of them r few,
1 of them is u..:-)
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Wen we see our beloved one after a long gap,
we want to share many things.
but smile & tears r d first one we share.
Dat's real affection.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Never expect things to happen.
Struggle & make them happen.
Nvr expect urself to b given a good value,
create a value of ur own.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Feeling of love
+ moments of caring
+ choti-choti sharing
+ stupid fights
+ shouldrs 2 cry
+ 2 b together in pain
Creates a miracle
called "FrIeNdShIp".
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Apko dil se salaam karte hain,
subah ka har lamha apke naam karte hain.
Ye aur baat hai ki aap se thoda door hain hum,
magar yad to subah sham karte hain.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Mat doondna mujhe
duniya kitanhaai me
..
..
..
kyon ki
thand bahut hai
.
..
...
Hum honge
sirf aur sirf
apni RAJAAI mein.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Loved one's are medicine
for any kind of wound in this world.
But there's no medicine
found in the world
for a wound given by loved one's.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
No one will manufacture
a lock without a key.
Similarly,God won't give problems
without Solutions.
So never Worry.
Efforts always Succeed.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Kitni mohbhat hai tumse humse bataya na gaya,
shyad tum samaj n sake ya humi se samjaya n gaya.
Tumne karib aane ki koshish na ki
aur humse haath badhaya na gaya.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
PRESCRIPTION 4 U 4 LONG LIFE..
-2 tablets of luv
-2 tablets of care
-Syrup of Smile
Twice daily..
My fees:one sms wenevr u think about me!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Silence & smile
are two powerful tools.
Smile is the way to solve many problems.
Silence is the way to avoid many problems.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
It starts wid a hi/hello.
It increases as 'wats up dese days'.
It grows 2 'oye btana nae hota.'
It tends 2 mould as
'stupid tu apna dimaag mat chala,
jaisa i m saying waisa kar'
And den it ends NEVER.
Dats frendshp.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Phool umeedon ke khil hi jayenge,
Hum ek roj mil hi jaayege.
Kon rokega sagar ki maujon ko,
toofan uthege to kinare hil hi jayege.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Frequency of my msgs may b less.
but the time i remember U is more.
Thats Y science says tht
frequency is inversely proportional to time.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Khul k dilse milo to saza dete hain log,
Sache jazbat b thukra dete hai log,
dekh nahi sakta do insano ka milna,
baithe huwe do parindo ko b uda dete hai log.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Love ko life me must hona chahiye,
Students ko love me interest hona chahiye.
Ashiq ishq me perfect hona chahiye,
Ye b college me compulsory subject hona Chahiye!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
What is BUSINESS..?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Then ok!
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates..
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then ok!
Dad goes 2 th President of th World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as th CEO of ur bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is th son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!
This is BUSINESS.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
A strong bonding does'nt need daily messages,
Doesn't always need calls.
As long as love lives in the heart,
true friendship never departs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Kya hai DIL ki haalat bataana nahi aata,
kisi ko aise tadpana nahi aata.
sunna chahte hai 1 baar fir aawaz unki,
magar baat karne ka bahaana bhi nahi aata.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Payal se payal ki jhankar sundar hai,
pyar se pyar ka anubhav sundar hai.
Log kehte hai aap sundar hai,
lekin aapse jyada aapka Swabhav Sundar hai..!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Staying far never breaks relation,
staying near never builds relation.
Its a link between hearts,
which never allows us to Forget each other!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
U may miss me,
You may ignore me,
U may even forget me.
But one day if you want to see me
Do not search,
just see your shadow.
I will be there.
Trust me!!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he aye kafir,
Dimag Phat jayega par ye sms samajh nahi ayega.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Aam jindgi:
HUM 1 B LADKI NHI PATA SAKE,
College K 3 SAAL BARBAD HO GAYE.
MENTOS jindgi:
1 B LADKI HUME NHI PATA SAKI,
UNKE 3 SAAL BARBAD HO GAYE!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Three ways to catch a tiger:
1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you
and catch the tiger.
2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,
then catch it.
3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it
until it accepts it's a tiger!!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Ruth jao kitna par mana lenge,
dur jao kitna bhi bula lenge,
dil aakhir dil hai koi sagar ki ret to nahi,
jo likh ke naam aapka mita denge
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,
pyar, ishq, mohabbat sirf afsaane ho gaye.
Aaj har Romeo ke paas kayi juliet hai,
Aur hAr shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Marriage is nt a ritual or an end,
it is a long, intricate,intimate dance 2gether
n nothin matters more than
ur own sense of balance n ur choice of partner.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Fon 1 mandir hai,
SMS uska Bhgwan,
SMS bhejnewala pujari,
padhnewala bhakt,
padh k SMS na karne wala
langr kha k jane wali sangt,
padh k smile krnewala chapplchor!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Don't take life too seriously
& always find time to laugh warna..
Log bolenge
"ghor kalyug hai,
aajkal cartoon b nahi haste"
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Chate ho kisi ko dil se to kehna to hoga,
ikraar mile ya inkar anjam sehna to hoga.
Wo ek samundar hai aag ka,
naav bhale hi moum ki ho behna to hoga.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
PYAAR MITTA NAHI,
MITANE KE KABIL BANA DETA HAI.
PYAAR MARTA NAHI,
MARNE KE KABIL BANA DAETA HAI.
DIL DE KAR JANTE HAI LOG EK BAAT JO PURANI HAI
KAHTE JISKO ISHQ WO ZEHER KA PAANI HAI.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki
sajaa jarur paoge,
Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki
sajaa jarur paoge,
Aage raasta khuda hua hai,
phir 'U'-turn maarkar chale aaoge
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Solve this puzzle :-
Wen bullet was fired on Dog,
Tiger died.
Why?
Think
Bcoz d dog's name was tiger.
Improve ur knowledge yaar.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Phool umeedon ke khil hi jayenge,
Hum ek roj mil hi jaayege.
Kon rokega sagar ki maujon ko,
toofan uthege to kinare hil hi jayege.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Frequency of my msgs may b less.
but the time i remember U is more.
Thats Y science says tht
frequency is inversely proportional to time.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Khul k dilse milo to saza dete hain log,
Sache jazbat b thukra dete hai log,
dekh nahi sakta do insano ka milna,
baithe huwe do parindo ko b uda dete hai log.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Love ko life me must hona chahiye,
Students ko love me interest hona chahiye.
Ashiq ishq me perfect hona chahiye,
Ye b college me compulsory subject hona Chahiye!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
What is BUSINESS..?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Then ok!
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates..
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then ok!
Dad goes 2 th President of th World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as th CEO of ur bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is th son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!
This is BUSINESS.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
A strong bonding does'nt need daily messages,
Doesn't always need calls.
As long as love lives in the heart,
true friendship never departs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Kya hai DIL ki haalat bataana nahi aata,
kisi ko aise tadpana nahi aata.
sunna chahte hai 1 baar fir aawaz unki,
magar baat karne ka bahaana bhi nahi aata.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Payal se payal ki jhankar sundar hai,
pyar se pyar ka anubhav sundar hai.
Log kehte hai aap sundar hai,
lekin aapse jyada aapka Swabhav Sundar hai..!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Staying far never breaks relation,
staying near never builds relation.
Its a link between hearts,
which never allows us to Forget each other!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
U may miss me,
You may ignore me,
U may even forget me.
But one day if you want to see me
Do not search,
just see your shadow.
I will be there.
Trust me!!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he aye kafir,
Dimag Phat jayega par ye sms samajh nahi ayega.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
A great frend is an extension of our-self
widout whom v r nt complett.
So better take care of urself
b'coz I dn't wanna 2 loose a part of me!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Zindgi ka raaz tanhayi me pa liya,
Jiska gum mila apna bana liya.
Humara gum sunne ko jab koi na mila,
Samne rakha aaina or khud ko suna diya.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Kar ke wada wafa kaa wo u mukar gaya,
Ek Chote se tufaan se wo kitna dar gaya.
Pata nahi koi majburi thi uski,
Ya fir is khilone se bhi uska dil bhar gaya.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Express urslf such
dat ur enemies too remembr u.
Laugh such tht
ur sadnes too laughs vit u.
Live ur life such
dat GOD too feels proud of u.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Nature has given u a face,
but u have to provide the ex-pression.
Be careful when u express,
coz ur every ex-pression
will leave an impression.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Thought for the lifetime -
If you wait to be happy,
you will wait forever.
But if you start to be happy,
you will be happy forever.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Met u as stranger,
Took u as frnd,
Hope our frndship nevr ends..
Many hands I shake,
Many frienz I make,
Best of them r few,
1 of them is u..:-)
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Wen we see our beloved one after a long gap,
we want to share many things.
but smile & tears r d first one we share.
Dat's real affection.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Never expect things to happen.
Struggle & make them happen.
Nvr expect urself to b given a good value,
create a value of ur own.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Feeling of love
+ moments of caring
+ choti-choti sharing
+ stupid fights
+ shouldrs 2 cry
+ 2 b together in pain
Creates a miracle
called "FrIeNdShIp".
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Apko dil se salaam karte hain,
subah ka har lamha apke naam karte hain.
Ye aur baat hai ki aap se thoda door hain hum,
magar yad to subah sham karte hain.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Mat doondna mujhe
duniya kitanhaai me
..
..
..
kyon ki
thand bahut hai
.
..
...
Hum honge
sirf aur sirf
apni RAJAAI mein.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Loved one's are medicine
for any kind of wound in this world.
But there's no medicine
found in the world
for a wound given by loved one's.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
No one will manufacture
a lock without a key.
Similarly,God won't give problems
without Solutions.
So never Worry.
Efforts always Succeed.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Kitni mohbhat hai tumse humse bataya na gaya,
shyad tum samaj n sake ya humi se samjaya n gaya.
Tumne karib aane ki koshish na ki
aur humse haath badhaya na gaya.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
PRESCRIPTION 4 U 4 LONG LIFE..
-2 tablets of luv
-2 tablets of care
-Syrup of Smile
Twice daily..
My fees:one sms wenevr u think about me!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Silence & smile
are two powerful tools.
Smile is the way to solve many problems.
Silence is the way to avoid many problems.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
It starts wid a hi/hello.
It increases as 'wats up dese days'.
It grows 2 'oye btana nae hota.'
It tends 2 mould as
'stupid tu apna dimaag mat chala,
jaisa i m saying waisa kar'
And den it ends NEVER.
Dats frendshp.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Always
SMILE
ok?
Because
Your Smile
is so
Captivating
and
so Nice
Show me
a sample
,,//,,
/@ .. @)
(.______,)
) (
Oye Hoye
SO CUTE
Santa MUJRA Dekhne Gya,
Sari RAT Mujra Dekha.
Mujre Wali Ne kaha-SAAB Humne Ap ko KHUSH kiya
Ab Ap Hume KHUSH karo
Santa utha aur
NACHNE Laga..!
3 Ants saw an elephant coming!
1st Ant:-Mein Iski Tank Tor dungi
2nd:- Mein Ise Jaan se mar dungi,
3rd:- Choro yaar ham 3 hai aur wo akela
Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar -
"ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Massege karke batao."
Sardar writes 2 her -
"Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai
Girl- Mai Maa banne wali hu.
Boy- Ye kya bakwas hai?
Girl- Bakvas nahi, Mai tere baap se shadi karke teri maa banne vali hu
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante
ho Qayamat kab aayegi.
Student: yes sir,
jab Vaillentine day aur Raksha
bandhan ek hi din hoga
Agar koi Ladki"BHAI"bole to ghabhrana
mat
"BHAI"ka full form hota hai-
B : Best
H : Husband
A : Available in
I : India
Marwadi 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat Se kam Kia,islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheq de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam Karogeto agle Sal ispar sign kardunga
zamana kitna kharab ho gaya hai,
har sawal ka ulta jawab ho gaya hai,
na call na sms ka jawab,
har koi mobile rakh ke nawab ho gaya hai
This is last time that I am asking u...
Do u
Do u L
Do u Lo
Do u Lov
Do u Love m
Do u Love me
Do u Love meat or r u VEG?
Kya meri shakl bandar jaisi hai?
KyS meri nak tote jaisi hai?
KyS mera muh gadhe jaisa hai?
Nahi na!
Phir log kyo khte he ki meri shakL Apse Milte hai
Dhirubhai-Bete ye kya kiya?
Sare investors ko mere paas bhej diya.
Anil- Daddy maine socha agar aap waha koi IPO laoge toh koi investor toh hona chahiye..!
Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho
gaya hai. Gadi aage nahi ja
sakti.
SARDAR-KOI BAAT NAHI,reverse
lelo, vapas ghar chalenga
Do aadmi
1st: Tere pita kya karte he?
2nd: Logo ko Ashirvad dete he.
1st: Kya Bhagvan he......?
2nd: Nahi, Bhikhari he!!!!
Santa Hospital Me ek Nurse Se Kehta hai,
Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya Hai
Nurse(sharmakar) Chal Jhuthe Hamne to teri KIDNEY Churai hai.
Circuit samose K andar ka masala kha raha tha
Munabhai:Yeh kya hai?
Circuit:Boleto bhai doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai
2008 Ka Bhikari :
Amma Thoda Khana Hai To Do Na
Amma :
Abhi Nahi Banaya Hai
Bhikari :
To Banane Ke Baad Miss Call De Dena
Ek pathan sukhe khet mein boat chala raha tha.2nd pathan-aise pathano ne hi pathano ka naam
kharab kiya hai,agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta
dil tha ameer par muqaddar gareeb tha,
mil kar bichadna mera nasib tha,
chah kar bhi kuch na kar sake,
ghar bhi jalta raha aur samundar bhi kareeb tha.
Kuch chehre bhulaye nahi jate,
kuch nam dil se mitaye nahi jate,
mulakat ho na ho, lekin mere pyare dost,
dosti ke chirag bujhaye nahi jate....
Phoolon se bhi kya dosti karni..
Kuch pal baad murjha jaate hai....
Dosti karni hai toh kaanton se karo.....
Chubhne ke baad bhi yaad aate hai.......
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Gum kabhi khatam nahi hota....
Yeh baantne se bhi kam nahi hota.....
Yeh to ham-safar hai unn tanha dilon ka......
Jinke saath unn-ka hum-dum nahi hota........
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Dil gum-sum zubaa khamosh hai...
Yeh aankhein aaj nam kyun hai.....
Jab tujhe kabhi paaya hi nahi tha......
To aaj khone ka gumkyun hai......
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Har zindagi ko ekm kinara chahiye....
Har shaqs ko ek sahara chahiye.....
Zindagi kat sake haste-haste. ....
Iss liye dost ek aap sa pyara chahiye..... .
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Dost ne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya....
Kya hua jo kissi ke liye hum ko bhula diya.....
Hum to akele the akele hi rahe.......
Kya hua jo aap ne hume ehsaas dila diya........
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Bina khwabon ke bhi koi so paaya hai....
Bina yaadon ke bhi koi kho paaya hai.....
Dosti aap ki dhadkan hai iss dil ki.......
Dil bhi kabhi dhadkan se juda ho paaya hai kya.....
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Hum se door hokar bhi humare paas ho tum....
Humari suni zindagi ki aas ho tum.....
Kaun kehta hai hum se bichad gaye ho tum.....
Yaadon ke roop me meri saans ho tum.......
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Har mulaqat tum se adhuri si rahi....
Har khushi me kuch kami si rahi.....
Khwab kya dekhe tumhare humne......
Neend ki aankhon se dushmani si rahi......
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Aap ko khone ka har pal darr laga rehta hai......
Jab ki aap ko paaya hi nahi......
Tum bin itna tanha hoon mein.......
Ke mere saath mera saaya bhi nahi.......
Give laugh to all but smile to one
Give time to all but life to one.
Give love to all but heart to one
let everybody love u but u love only one.
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God is the great Architect of life
& He has a great plan for us.
But we r still the carpenters
and we should construct our life
according to His plan.
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Bade arman se banwaya hai,
Ise roshni se sajaya hai.
Bahut dur se mangwaya hai,
Zara khidki khol k dekho
aapko good morning kahne
suraj bhijwaya hai.
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Dil ki baat keh pana hai mushkil,
jisko chahte hai use pana hai mushkil.
Waqt k hatho mujbur hai kuch is kadr,
unhe batana aur khud ko samjhana hai mushkil!
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Wada karte hai Dosti nibhayenge,
Koshish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge.
Jarurat pade to DIL SE pukarna,
kisi aur ke DIL me honge to bhi chale aayenge.
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A good plan for today
is better than a great plan for tommorow.
Look backward with satisfaction
and look forward with confidence.
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Age does not protect you from love.
But love to sum extent protects u 4m age.
True love can be delayed,
but not denied.
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Aapka 1 misscall-1 din ki khushi.
1 sms-1 week ki khushi.
1 call-1 month ki khushi.
1 mulaqaat-1 saal ki khushi.
aapki yaade-zindagi bhar ki khushi...
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Udas nazro me khwab milenge,
Kahi kante to kahi gulab milenge.
Mere dil ki kitab ko meri nazro se padh kar to dekho,
kahi aap ki yaad to kahi aap milenge.
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Life is like a novel.
It is filled with suspense.
You hav no idea wat is going to happen
until u turn the page.
so enjoy each moment of life.
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Bhigte rahte hai Baarish me Aksar,
Kabhi mangi kisi se Panaah nahi.
Hasrate puri na ho toh na sahi,
Khwab dekhna koi gunah to nahi.
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u cant wrap love in a box,
but u can wrap a person in a hug.
A hug charms,warms
and makes everyone happy.
That must be why God gave us arms.
So here is a hug 4 u.
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1 tree makes
1,00,000 matchsticks.
Bt 1 matchstick
can burn
1,00,000 trees.
Same way 1 negative thought
can burn thousands of dreams.
Think positive.
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What is the difference between
Talent and Intelligence?
Walking on a tight rope
above Niagara falls is Talent.
Not trying such a thing,
is Intelligence.
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Friends r lyk mornings,
u may share with dem
only a few hours of d day.
But u knw dat they will
always b there tomorrow,
the next day and the day after,
forever!
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Pyar kiya to unki Mohabbat najar ayi,
Dard hua humko to palken meri bhar ayi.
Do Dilon k dhadkan me ek baat najar ayi,
Dil unka dhadka par awaz ish Dil se ayi.
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Kisi khas ko nazarandaz kiya nhi jata,
jinhe bhul nhi skte unhe yaad kiya nhi jata.
Ye yaadein to sahil hai un lamho ki,
Jin lamho ko dobara jiya nhi jata.
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God plz grant me the calmness
to accept the thngs I cant change,
the courage to change thngs I can
and wisdom to knw the difrnce b/w these two.
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Mana K Mere Ishq Me Dard Nahi Tha,
Pr Dil Mera Bedard Nahi Tha.
Hoti Thi Meri Ankho Se Nir Ki Barsat,
Pr Unke Liye Anshu Or Pani Me Koi Fark Nahi Tha.
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VALENTINE DAY SMS (NEW)
If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your
guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and
embrace you whenever you feel alone.
"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma
and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking
about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy
Valentine's Day!
I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart, so
deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.
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Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste
day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love
everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.
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Jo rishta kayam hai wo hum nibhege,
Nigaho se door rah kar bhi aapko chahege.
Pata nahi aap kiske sath ghar basayege,
Par hum aapka naam lete lete mar jayenge.
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Zmana kitna kharaab ho gaya hai,
har sawaal ka ulta jawaab ho gaya hai.
Na call na miss call na hi sms ka jawab,
har koi mobile rakh k NAWAB ho gaya hai.
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In palko ko tere didar ki pyaas hai,
Tu dur nhi paas hai.
Ruke ruke ye pal najane kyo udas hai,
Tujpe toh bahut per khudpe nhi vishwas hai.
Kaisa ye ehsas hai.
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When a person can find
sorrow behind ur smile,
words behind ur silence,
love behind ur anger,
u can believe that person
is ur true friend.
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Today wrap a rainbow of Joy in ur heart,
let d sun paint a Smile on ur face,
remove all clouds of doubt n fears
n may u simply have a Beautiful day!!
G'Mrng!
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Jeene ki nayi ada di hai,
khush rahne ki usne dua di hai.
Ae khuda use sara jahan dena,
Jisne apne dil mein hame
dosti ke liye thodi si jagah di hai.
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When lots of people start to love u,
u may get confused whom to love.
Just tell them I hate u,
everyone will get back
but not the person who loves u truly.
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Mujhse itna rishta banaye rakhna,
meri dosti tum dil mein basaye rakhna.
waqt ko koi bandh nahi sakta,
par is dosti ko palko mein sajaye rakhna.
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If u fall,
dnt see the place where u fell,
bt see the place where u slipped.
success is all abt correcting mistakes.
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Hugs r fat free,
sugar free and still r d sweetest.
Hugs reduce blood pressure
& help 2 relieve pain & depression.
So,here's a big Jaadu Ki JHAPPI 4 u.
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Our life begins with our cry,
Our life ends with other's cry.
Try to utilize this gap n
laugh as much as possible
between these cries.
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Hmari dosti ki umar hmse jyada hogi,
hmari hr awaz hmare liye wada hogi.
Tum bhi sun lo khol k kaan,
jisne todi pehle uski pitayi bhi sabse jyada hogi..!!
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Apki yad ne mujhe fir rula diya,
bahut khush ho ap zalim jisne hame ye sila diya.
Do shabd bhi likhna na ata tha hume,
or aaj apki mohabbat ne mujhe shayar bana diya.
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